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Here's how it works:
1. Post a list of your five favorite acts/kinks/themes/tropes to read about. Check out THIS list if you need some inspiration. At the bottom, add what fandoms/pairings you're interested in.
2. Go HERE and post a link to your list. Read other people's lists (here).
3. Write comment-fic (or longer pieces) based off of other people's lists. Post either the fics or a link to the fic in the person's post.
AUs (alternate characterizations and situations; sex between alternates of one character or between different characters; alternates as catalysts for realization of desire; role reversal; darker mirror universe characters; mistaken identity) (Dinosaurs not necessary but appreciated.)
Marriage (of arrangement, convenience, or necessity; accidental marriage; group marriage; pretty much anything but "A and B love each other very much and after a standard length of time are putting on the white dress and/or the tux and getting married")
Multiple partners (threesomes/moresomes; consensual all-around non-monogamy; puppy-pile cuddling; polyamory; equilateral triangles/squares/polygons preferred)
Shower sex (or at least making out; things that do not result in concussions preferred)
Sleep and bedding themes (sharing a bed by necessity, such as in a hotel with only one room left; sharing a sleeping bag for warmth; autonomic arousal from proximity; morning wake-up sex, falling asleep against someone's shoulder; watching someone sleep [in a non-creepy way]; dreams)
Star Trek XI/2009, although I'm not opposed to any iteration of Trek (except ENT): almost any pairing/moresome appreciated. Rather fond of PikeOne or variations on the old-school four (Pike, One, Barry, Boyce) but I also like K/Mc and Chapel/Mc and Gaila/pretty much anyone and Kirkparents (with or without extra people). If you want to borrow any of my OCs, feel free to do that, too.
Castle: Write me all the damn Castle/Beckett you want. :) Or some awesome Lanie/Esposito.
White Collar: Knock yourself out. Obvs this lends itself well to the OT3 stuff.
Eureka: Allison/Carter, of course, but if someone really wants to write me Eureka-fic I'd pretty much read anything.
Romance-novel-landia: I, uh. If anyone wants to write me random Carroways (Suzanne Enoch/Lessons in Love) or Bridgertons (Julia Quinn), um, go for it. Canon pairings, presumably.
DINOSAURS. And beds. And sleeping.
Date: 2011-05-17 11:11 pm (UTC)*
Jamie woke to a non-insignificant weight on his chest and cracked one eyelid. Eight beady black eyes set in four scaly heads stared back at him, still shiny and soft, and he thought, Oh good, they've hatched. He had not quite regained the mental faculties necessary to fully comprehend that his household would shortly be overrun.
Beside him, McCoy stirred, causing the leftmost of the four fist-sized dinosaurs to start with an indignant cheep; Jamie quickly disentangled his arm from the bedding and laid a finger on the creature's beak.
It bit him; the other three immediately scattered, slipping across rug and hardwood alike toward a safe haven underneath a discarded pile of clothing. He resisted his first instinct -- to shake the little creature off by force -- and bit back a curse. After spending a necessary moment making pained, fish-like faces at the dinosaur dangling from his finger, Jamie carefully pinched the hinge if its beak just to the front of its cheeks until it let go. It skittered off to join its brethren beneath his -- no, McCoy's -- trousers. Jamie sucked on his finger, tasting blood, and thought a number of particularly unkind things toward the entire brood.
McCoy shifted again and Jamie instantly regretted the commotion he had failed to suppress. Especially when one considered (as he so often did, oh, and how he wished it wasn't so) that McCoy rarely slept well, and never soundly, whenever he stayed overnight in the Earl's room. Most often he would slip off in the middle of the night, both of them pretending that was himself asleep when he did. At least he had stopped claiming that it was undignified for him to sneak back to his own room in the mornings, dressed in a fresh set of Jamie's clothes.
Now, though, he did not rouse completely but instead drew the coverlet more closely around them both and threw an arm around Jamie's chest. Jamie's heart swelled at the motion, though he could not (being after all, himself) resist the tiniest (not actually tiny at all) of satisfied smirks as he settled into McCoy's embrace, intent on also returning to slumber.
Re: DINOSAURS. And beds. And sleeping.
Date: 2011-05-17 11:33 pm (UTC)oh, Jamie. :-D (he is excellent with tiny dinosaurs!)
Re: DINOSAURS. And beds. And sleeping.
Date: 2011-05-17 11:34 pm (UTC)