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Augh, sorry. It's boosette's fault: fic tac toe.

A Deluge of Dancers (500 words) by circ_bamboo
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Clint Barton, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Thor (Marvel), Jane Foster (Marvel)
Summary:

Actually, pretty much all of the Avengers can dance, except Steve.

The Family Nobody Wanted (But He Got Anyway) (409 words) by circ_bamboo
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Clint Barton, Pepper Potts
Summary:

Those kids and their freaky ninja moves over breakfast.

Title: Sassing by Inanimate Objects: a five-and-one (on AO3)
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic (Avengers) Universe
Summary: Five times inanimate objects at Stark Tower--well, really Tony and JARVIS--sassed Clint, and one time he got Tony back.
Characters: Clint, Tony, JARVIS; Steve, Bruce, and Natasha show up briefly.
Rating: PG for language and references to a background threesome
Content Advisory: John Cage. That requires a warning, doesn't it?
Word Count: 1300
Notes: All adorb_eggplant's fault. A couple weeks ago I was reading a story where a typo made it look as if a chair was sassing Clint. (No idea what story. Not important.) The rest is, they say, history. Imaginary Landscapes No. 4 is written for 12 radios and 24 performers in pairs; one performer has control of the tuner and the other the volume. It sounds about how you would imagine. The speaker that Clint buys.

( Our story starts with Clint shooting arrows; big surprise. )

First of all, I'd like to thank igrockspock for her lovely story, and I totally knew she wrote it but that certainly didn't make it any less awesome!

Second, here are the seven stories I wrote, in five different fandoms:

Star Trek:

Nobody Else Will Do (the Thrilling Combination Remix) for medie, a remix of her One (Pike/One, PG; how Colt, Barry, and Boyce tricked Pike and One into a relationship)

Some Good Advice, Please (the Maybe-It's-Bad-Sushi Remix) for izzyfics, a remix of her Where You Are Again (Joanna McCoy/Pavel Chekov, R-ish; it's possible Joanna McCoy may be pregnant)

Repeat Offender (the Pro Bono Remix) for igrockspock, a remix of her Repeat Offender (Jim Kirk, OFC, G, gen; the Starfleet JAG officer who defended Jim on his first adult charge)

NCIS

Never After Ever (the Fore-and-Aft-Rigged Remix) for azarsuerte (I'm pretty sure), a remix of hir Ever After Never (G, Gen; Tony visits Gibbs, gets a lesson in boat-building)

Eureka

Six Scenes of Negotiation (the Behind-the-Scenes Remix) for arobynsung, a remix of hir Human Error (Jack/Allison/Nathan, PG; how Jack and Allison and Nathan became Jack-and-Allison-and-Nathan)

White Collar

Five Times They Missed Their Reservations And One Time They Didn't, Sort Of (The Five-and-One Remix) for pervyficgirl, a remix of her Loving Up On Me (Peter/El/Neal, NC-17; see title)

Castle

Speakeasy Night at the Old Haunt (the Feathered Boa Remix) for emmademarais, a remix of her Speakeasy Night at the Old Haunt (G, gen; basically the title, from Alexis's point of view)

ETA: Also, although not anon due to confusion on my part re: rules about sequels and whatnot:

Thor/Marvel Cinematic Universe

The Alternative is Grad School (the Drysuit Remix), for boosette, a remix of her The Alternative is Grad School (PG, gen; Darcy got recruited to work for S.H.I.E.L.D. because of her scuba-diving certificate. She just . . . never expected to use it.)

So that makes six fandoms, three of which were new.
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Whew! Now, I know some of them were pretty damn obvious, but did any surprise you?

Title: Nor Iron Bars a Cage
Summary/Prompt: How do the crew deal with a female prisoner who is pregnant?
Characters: Nurse Lrrr (an OFC of mine), Dr. Boyce, Commander One
Canon: AOS
Word Count: 1350
Rating: PG
Warnings: None that I can think of.
Notes: For the where_no_woman Mother's Day fest. The crew is the Yorktown while Pike is captain. Lrrr is Head Nurse under Boyce. She isn't human. Title blatantly ripped off from Wordsworth.

( Sickbay to Nurse Lrrr. )

Title: Not With Your Face
Fandom: ST:AOS/XI
Summary/Prompt: Tell me about XX, the Federation hand-to-hand combat instructor who teaches Kirk how not to get his face punched in. She's the one who taught Kirk how to do things like use your skydiving helmet as a weapon.
Characters: OC Yvonne Campos, Kirk, McCoy
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Content Advisory: Nothing I can think of.
Word Count: 600 words
Notes: So leupagus and traveller are having Promptfest '11, wherein they prompt you to write about awesome women who may or may not be OCs and who may or may not be Mary Sues, depending on your precise definition of a Mary Sue. It's going on over here, and here's my submission!

( What the hell were they thinking? )

Title: Pipes and Brooms
Summary: . . . uh, people are trying to hide things from Jim?
Pairing: None. This shit is gen, baby.
Rating: G. Maybe PG, since I made some reference to nudity.
Content Advisory: CRACKS. IN THE ICE.
Word Count: 1900
Notes: I actually wrote this a while ago -- it was the original draft of "Andorians with Brooms" -- but I'd written the whole story with the Yorktown crew but used the personalities of the Enterprise crew, which went over poorly. I meant to rewrite it, but didn't until I was reminded that Gaila + Hockey = AWESOME.

( Jim figured he ought to do work occasionally rather than let Spock do it all. )

a multifandom pride meme

Quoted from the original post: In light of Tyler Clementi, this is an all-fandom request meme centered around the theme of positive sexuality attitudes. This includes coming-out stories, rights fights, straight supporters, anything as long as the topic has to do with perception of sexuality, and focuses on good experiences rather than bad ones.

We have to remember that being accepted is still a privilege, not a given. So many people are still dealing with prejudice and bullying and negativity because of their sexual orientation. The fight is not even close to being over.

I filled one of igrockspock's prompts here. It's titled "Who You Are," stars McCoy and Gaila, is rated PG-13 for some salty language, and is gen. No, really.

ETA: Due to a different ficlet disappearing on me, I'm archiving the actual text here.

( Gaila sat down opposite McCoy in the cadets' mess hall. )