an anonymouse writes fic

Title: Footprints in Mysterious Fire
Word Count: 30,000
Rating: NC-17.
Fandom/Universe: Mostly Marvel Cinematic Universe, with a little stuff mined from the comics for backstory
Characters/Pairings: Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanoff, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes/Natasha Romanoff, James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Natasha Romanoff. Nick Fury, Clint Barton, and Phil Coulson do all show up briefly, but the rest of the Avengers do not appear on screen.
Warnings: One character, an OC, is injured to the point of needing amputation, but it is not on screen nor is it graphically described. Another character (Clint) suffers burns, described somewhat. Otherwise, canon-typical violence. Some mild D/s, graphic sex.
Summary: Someone is following Steve Rogers around and shooting at him and the people near him. Natasha Romanoff is following right behind him to see who it is. When it turns out to be the Winter Soldier, the question then becomes: who is the Winter Soldier, and why does he look so familiar to both Steve and Natasha?
Author’s Notes: Thanks ever so much to feels-like-fire, for providing the initial inspiration, and adorable_eggplant, for the beta work. Title from A November Night, by Sara Teasdale.

Art by viviantanner here!

I had a really, really productive weekend. I think mostly because of the deadline of feels_like_fire's birthday (Tuesday).

Title: The Best Ways to Shut Up Tony Stark (also on AO3)
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing/Characters: Steve/Tony; Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson, Clint Barton, Nick Fury
Summary: Tony, Steve, a college AU, and a mud pit. And then cleanup. Dirty, dirty cleanup.
Rating: NC-17/Explicit
Word Count: 9150
Content notes/warnings: Rimming, but it's in a shower if that helps.
Author's notes: Written for feels_like_fire upon the occasion of her birthday, and betaed by danisnotasynonymforshitty (tumblr) and adorb_eggplant. Thanks so much to those two, without whom a couple of hilarious typos may have been perpetuated upon the world, and so many more commas would have run free. More notes in the first comment.

( One, one, two, three, five, eight, thirteen . . . )

Title: Clinton Falls (AO3)
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic (Avengers) Universe
Summary: Clint, Natasha, and Coulson get snowed in at a hotel. With only one bed, of course.
Relationship/Characters: Clint/Natasha/Coulson
Rating: NC-17. Very.
Content Advisory: No content normally needing advising, to my knowledge.
Word Count: 6000
Notes: For boosette. Thanks to adorb_eggplant for listening to me whine about having to think about other people's sex faces, and for making random, uninformed choices ("a, b, or c?") to help me determine random elements in the fic.

Assume it's set somewhere between IM2 and Avengers. *shrugs*

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( This has to be a joke. )

adorb_eggplant: <3 [If you don't store your science underground, I just really don't even know why you bother.] (quoted from Movies in 15 Minutes: The Avengers, which you probs should have read anyway.)
circ_bamboo: [i store my science underground]
[no wait, i store it in the fridge]
which kinda means that tony's malibu house is perfect: science kinda underground but not, so iron man can get out easily
her: :-D
me: but the tower.
where do you put the science?
or the archery range?
her: i'm assuming the archery range is vertical and there's like anti-grav boots or suction cups involved.
because.
me: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
her: :-D
feel free to steal that, btw. ;)
me: SOMEHOW, I AM GOING TO WRITE THAT INTO SOMETHING

• Finishing one's zombi_fic_ation story two days after it's due but with mod permission


• Convincing one's friend (adorb_eggplant) who has no clue about the fandom one wrote it in (NCIS) to beta-read anyway


• The gay nerds booth at Pride Festival


• Marching in one's 10th Pride Parade (not 10th year; I doubled up a lot)


• ...where there was exactly one protester


• ...and not getting the annual Pride sunburn


• Who Framed Roger Rabbit?


• Beer with coffee in it (but not coffee with beer in it)


• Blood orange sorbet


• A discussion with a friend on how to re-cast the Harry Potter movies

I hope you-all had a good weekend, too!

It would take about 10,000 words to explain the whole backstory but I got this text from adorb_eggplant (the dashes are to indicate strikethrough, like in gchat):

-dang mark ruffalo didn't zebra up my tomatoes-

And that is why we are friends.

(I cannot look at those eight words without dying of lol, for the record.)