an anonymouse writes fic

So apparently I’m really easy to bait: just post something like this and you’ll get this.

And then if you’re lucky, it’ll stew in my brain overnight, gain an intro and some porn, and turn into this.

Title: Blond, Brunette . . . Redhead? Or The Twenty-Five Confessions of Christopher R. Pike
Summary/Prompt: Same prompt, essentially, as the Pike/Cait/One fic found here. (“Pike really does need two people in his relationships: one (One) to hold him down and another to make him talk about his feelings.”)
Pairing, etc: Pike/Kirk/One, or, well, more like Kirk/Pike/One. But whatever.
Rating: NC-17. You’re welcome.
Warnings: Some crack involved. Threesome; remarkably hetero sex scene. Some restraining but as much as Pike whines, it’s consensual.
Word Count: 3400. Mostly porn.
Notes: I don’t own, like, anything. I even borrowed Det. Ryan from here. (But he has such pretty blue eyes!)
This is all boosette’s fault. I am blaming it, stem to stern, on her. ♥

( A glass of beer slammed down on the bar next to Number One . . . )