Fic: Time and Place (MCU)

Title: Time and Place (or on AO3)
Rating: PG

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Pairing/Characters: Maria Hill/Nick Fury, Natasha Romanov
Word Count: 4200
Disclaimer: I do not own anything, nor am I making any money off of any of this.
Summary: Maria Hill gets tapped for a society gig, with Nick Fury as her dinner partner for the evening.
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Thanks to adorb_eggplant for beta work. Written for igrockspock for the avengersfest exchange. Anonymous until yesterday, which, for the record, is a really long time.

( Hill, what size bra do you wear? )

Fic: Lay Hands On Me (Bond/Skyfall)

Title: Lay Hands On Me (or on AO3)
Fandom: Skyfall (Daniel Craig Bond, generally)
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Bond/Q (00Q); Moneypenny and some OCs also show up
Word Count: 5400
Summary: Bond goes to a BDSM club to get Q out of his mind, and guess who he runs into there.
Content Advisory: BDSM (flogging, whipping); also porn
Author's notes: feels_like_fire's holiday present! Or something. YAY! Totally her fault, top to bottom, for complaining that there wasn't enough BDSM in the 00Q fandom. Thanks to imachar for the beta and Brit-pick. All problems are of course my own. Title from "Wolf Like Me" by TV on the Radio.

( Bond, you need to get laid. )