30K of Epic Winona/Pike: Done.

Okay, not done done, but 'done' as in 'there is a first draft that has a beginning, a middle, and an end, and everything I intended to put in between.'

Google Docs says 30670 words. Various online word counters say anything from 29000 to 32000 so I'm just going to go with 30K for simplicity's sake. And the porn is only about 4500 words in the middle, alas.

I'm currently engaged in the first round of edits, otherwise known as 'wtf how does my tagging suck that much.' If anyone would like to aid with future edits, I'm currently a few steps short of begging accepting offers. (Email address is in my profile.)

I DRAFTED A THING AND IT IS REALLY LONG OMG.

(no, despite the date, this is not an April Fool's Day joke.)