Fic: "Chris Pike and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad (Hair) Day"

Title: Chris Pike and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad (Hair) Day
Summary: Chris needs a haircut.
Characters: (in order of appearance) Winona (later) Kirk, Chris Pike, George Kirk
Rating: PG?
Content Advisory: HERE THAR BE CRACK. It's mostly gen, though.
Word Count: 400
Notes: THIS IS ALL boosette's FAULT. I don't even know if I can explain. I . . . yeah. There is no explanation.

Also, for the purposes of this piece of crack fic, Pike is about eighteen/a first-year and Kirkparents are 21-22/fourth-years.

( Winona looks up from her padd. )