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Dear Dr. Boyce,

I mean, I like you and all, but when did you decide you wanted to win Best Supporting Character for the Epic Ally/Dana Backstory?

Confusedly yours,

c_b

Dear Dana,

I'd really like it if you could get onscreen, oh, in the next few thousand words, so I can have this story not blossom out of control. Y'know. Please.

Desperately yours,

c_b

Dear Cait,

I, um. I don't understand you in this story. Calm down, pls.

Annoyedly yours,

c_b

Dear Pike,

Sorry. You'll get to be onscreen for more than two paragraphs at some point. I promise.

Apologetically yours,

c_b

N.B. Construct, et al.