yeah, I'm posting again.

[circ_bamboo]

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic (I prefer attics, basements are damp and cold, attics theoretically at least have windows), and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

Have a meme.

(Also, possible comment!fic-fest tomorrow. Maybe.)

Comments

[igrockspock.livejournal.com]

Probably a random rare pair involving Number One, like Gaila/One. Or really, any f/f fic involving one; I think she would be so beautiful with another woman. But also possibly the unforgivably sad request I just left for boosette: Kirk/One after Pike is dead, wherein they did not really know each other before, but console each other with sex that is kind of beautiful and kind of fucked up.

[circ-bamboo.livejournal.com]

Did you see flatbear's Gaila/One picture here? Because the Gaila/One might be coming sooner rather than later (if I can hammer out a scenario).

Oh dear. I don't know if I can kill off Pike. I apparently should, but . . . *sob*

[igrockspock.livejournal.com]

I did see that picture! It reminded me of my long-running obsession with understanding how Gaila and One could come to have sex with each other. Maybe they are both pilots, and they are on some kind of classified mission together that ends with shuttle sex? Or sex in an inadvisable location where they must be very, very quiet in order to avoid being discovered?

[circ-bamboo.livejournal.com]

It's possible (oh, let's make another pocket AU) that the Yorktown got to the Vulcan/Narada place and managed to rescue Gaila out of a pod? And there was OMG-WE'RE-NOT-DEAD sex. Maybe.

[igrockspock.livejournal.com]

That could work! Maybe Gaila would just jump One. It's probably an Orion ritual to have sex to celebrate not being dead or offer an orgasm to someone who saves your life. Or maybe One would be caught up in a rare moment of vulnerability, and find it easier to let go with a stranger than someone she knows.

[circ-bamboo.livejournal.com]

There's probably a word in the comment!fic-fest that would work for this . . .

[igrockspock.livejournal.com]

I spotted several that could be jimmied into it, but saudade was the one that called out most strongly. Sex in the face of the irretrievable loss of Vulcan.

[circ-bamboo.livejournal.com]

:-D

[boosette.livejournal.com]

Unexpectedly, I would make you write the epic Gibbs/Jenny backstory that the show did not give us because TPTB suck and believe tormenting the audience is more fun that satisfying them. And you are very good at satisfying the audience.

[circ-bamboo.livejournal.com]

... so you would make me expand the entire thirty-second montage that they ran every single time that Gibbs was anywhere near Jenny for most of the 3rd season into a whole backstory?

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*plot bunny stowed away for future reference after end-of-year stuff is due*

[boosette.livejournal.com]

Because I am a cruel, cruel person, yes. (You have totally done more with less.)

[circ-bamboo.livejournal.com]

(It's true. I can list everything canon about Caitlin Barry in about four bullet points. Ditto Dr. Boyce.)