WOW. I never dreamed anyone would write something so brilliant based on my prompt. You've nailed all the characters, and even if the science isn't perfect, it sounds plausible.

And oh, my God, is this ever funny! Cedar and tiki torches and Abby not wanting to remove Ziva's brain and Gibbs' firm insistence that there was no such thing as zombies!

This is beautifully done and I applaud you. Thank you for writing this.